Hunk House

Resort

For many of photographer Bob Mizer's models, his studio became a permanent home where they spent long days sunning by the pool & enjoying one another's company. Through your financial support, our restoration of Physique Pictorial is helping revive that spirit as a gay resort cooperative in Portugal—a place designed for day visitors, long‑term residents, & everyone in between.

Set in the world's gay-friendliest country^[1] and just a shuttle ride away from high-speed rail^[2] for effortless access to Lisbon (ranked the world's gay-friendliest city),^[3] Porto (third),^[3] & Madrid (fifth).^[3] The rail also provides direct connections to two major international airport hubs, offering seamless onward travel across Europe and the world.

Unhurried days by the pool, great food, crafted drinks, entertainment, & lively parties all flow together naturally—elevated by fiber‑optic internet, quiet workspaces, & gym, all within a country that safeguards your civil rights makes it genuinely unmatched. A place to play, telework, & retire.

Why Portugal?

Portugal stands out as one of the most welcoming,^[4] affordable,^[5] & attainable^[6]^[7] destinations for gay expats.

A non‑lucrative/retirement visa requires earning only €10,440 per year in passive income,^[6] roughly equal to Portugal's national minimum wage.^[9] The digital‑nomad/teleworking visa requires earning €41,760 per year.^[7] Both offer a clear pathway to permanent residency,^[10] & adding a spouse increases the income requirement by 50%.^[6]^[7] Portugal's "golden visa" offers a family‑wide residency permit with minimal physical‑presence requirements, secured through a €500K investment in a qualifying Portuguese fund or company.^[11]

United States citizens do not need a visa if visiting for 90 days or less.^[12]

Portugal is 52.6% cheaper when comparing living in the most populous cities.^[13]

Climate in some cities are comparable to San Diego, San Francisco, & Seattle.^[14]

Portugal is ranked 6th for the percentage of locals speaking English as a second language,^[15] & major cities, expat communities, & tourist areas are very English-friendly.^[16]

Lifestyle

The resort is an adults‑only, clothing‑optional destination that is gay‑oriented yet straight‑friendly. A multilingual cooperative accessible to English, Portuguese, and Spanish speakers. Public sexual conduct is prohibited outside of portions of the nature trails and the arcade. Planned features are contingent upon feasibility studies and legal review and would be introduced in phases.

Accommodations

A range of comfort levels from luxury seekers to community‑minded adventurers.

Luxury Cabins: Private forest retreats with spacious, thoughtfully designed climate-controlled cabins. Featuring a full in‑unit bathroom, complete with shower and toilet-mounted bidet. Guests enjoy access to room service and a living space inspired by a customized Domegia Eden layout. Perfect for guests seeking comfort, privacy, and a premium stay—whether for a weekend escape or a long‑term lease.
Standard Cabins: Comfort and privacy at an accessible price. These cozy standalone climate-controlled cabins offer a private bedroom sanctuary and are priced more affordably thanks to their bathroom‑free design. Guests enjoy access to room service. Based on a standard Domegia Eden. Ideal for travelers seeking a balance of comfort and affordability, with options for both short‑term stays and long‑term leases.
Bunk Houses: Our Quonset‑style bunk houses offer hostel‑inspired shared climate-controlled accommodations with sturdy, comfortable bunk beds. While they do not include in‑hut bathrooms or access to room service, they provide a clean and budget‑friendly environment. Designed for guests who value camaraderie, shared experiences, and the ease of arriving to a fully prepared sleeping space—no tents, no setup, no hassle. Beds are available individually or a full bunk house can be reserved for groups. Available for short‑term stays and limited long‑term leases.
Tent Sites: A simple, private, budget‑friendly way to stay. Designated campsites offer sleeping privacy and a quiet connection to nature. These sites do not include private bathrooms or access to room service making them ideal for guests who prefer minimalism or plan to spend most of their time exploring the resort. Available for short‑term stays only.

Health and Hygiene

Providing practicality, comfort, and a touch of rugged charm.

Spa: Relaxation, restoration, and personal care. Unwind with a selection of therapeutic massages, body waxing, and personal grooming services tailored to help you feel refreshed and confident. The spa blends comfort and care, offering a quiet retreat where guests can recharge both body and mind.
Sauna: Step into our traditional Finnish sauna to soothe sore muscles, improve circulation, and melt away stress. Whether you're warming up on a cool evening or finishing a workout, the sauna provides a restorative ritual that leaves you feeling renewed.
Shower House: A modern reinterpretation of the military shower house, featuring an open layout anchored by Bradley pole showers. In contrast, the restrooms are fully enclosed, private, and well‑ventilated, each equipped with a toilet‑mounted bidet and soft white‑noise audio for comfort and discretion. The result is a blend of nostalgic character and modern ease, creating an ideal place to rinse off after the gym, a trail run, or a long day in the sun.
Barber: Clean cuts, sharp lines, and classic grooming. Our on‑site barber shop provides precision haircuts, beard shaping, and traditional hot‑towel shaves. Whether you want a quick cleanup or a full grooming session, our barber offers a relaxing, confidence‑boosting experience that keeps you looking your best throughout your stay.
Laundromat: Convenience for short stays and long-term living. Our self‑service laundromat features modern washers and dryers available around the clock. For added convenience, guests can order pickup and delivery wash‑and‑fold laundry services through the in-cabin television. Perfect for extended stays or anyone who prefers to travel light.
Pharmacy: Our pharmacy offers residents convenient access to prescription medications. Tricare insurance accepted. A curated selection of over‑the‑counter medicines are available in the store.
Clinic: Practical, discreet, and accessible care. The on‑site clinic provides confidential STI testing, treatment, and basic first aid for minor cuts, scrapes, and everyday concerns. Staffed by licensed professionals and accepting Tricare insurance, it ensures guests have access to essential care without leaving the resort. For any medical concerns beyond minor issues, guests should always consult a qualified healthcare professional.

Recreation

Spaces designed for connection, play, fitness, and a little mischief—all woven into the experience.

Plunge Pool: A social hub built for cooling off and making connections. Our chest‑high, flat‑bottomed plunge pool is perfect for lounging, chatting, and meeting new friends while staying refreshed under the sun. It's intentionally shallow to encourage conversation, not laps—a relaxed, communal space where the vibe is always easy and inviting.
Hot Tubs: Warm, jetted comfort for cool nights and deep relaxation. Slip into the soothing heat of our hot tubs and let the powerful jets melt away tension. Whether you're unwinding after a long day or settling in for a late‑night soak, the hot tubs offer a cozy, intimate atmosphere ideal for conversation or quiet relaxation.
Fire Pits: Firelit comfort for cool evenings and easy conversation. Settle in around the glow of our fire pits and let the steady warmth take the edge off the night air. Whether you're sharing stories with new friends or enjoying a quiet moment under the stars, the fire pits create a cozy, intimate atmosphere perfect for lingering long after sunset.
Excursions: Join fellow residents and guests for short trips around town or guided day excursions to Lisbon and Madrid, where you can explore local hotspots, meet friendly locals, and experience each city's vibrant queer culture. Transportation, itineraries, and meetup points are fully coordinated, making every outing a smooth, social, and memorable adventure beyond the resort grounds.
Bike Rentals: Easy, scenic mobility for exploring the region at your own pace. Grab a bike and cruise through town, roll along nearby trails, or venture out to hidden local spots. Whether you're riding solo or joining friends for a casual group outing, our bikes offer a fun, flexible way to see more, stay active, and enjoy the local area.
Nature Trails: Scenic paths wind through the resort for relaxed exploration. Enjoy a peaceful morning walk along our wooded trails or cruise onto one of the special paths designed for guests who want a more social experience in the bushes.
Gym: Our gym features free weights, machine weights, and cardio equipment, giving guests everything they need for strength training, conditioning, or a quick pump before hitting the pool. Clean, well‑maintained, and designed for all fitness levels.
Soccer Field: A lively turf for friendly competition and community pride. Our full‑size soccer field hosts pickup games, residents‑versus‑visitors matches, and tournaments featuring traveling LGBTQ+ sports teams. Imagine watching the Lisbon Foxes facing off against Madrid's DragonQueer—spirited, social, and always fun to watch or join.
Hall: A versatile venue for shows, gatherings, and community events. Our indoor multipurpose hall hosts everything from performances and screenings to workshops, meetings, and themed events. With flexible seating and great acoustics, it's the heart of our group programming and entertainment calendar.
Arcade: Descend into our moody, dimly-lit video arcade and a twisting labrynth of booths with holes for ample ventilation.
Adventurer's Guild: A dedicated lair for tabletop and card‑based adventures. Perfect for fans of Magic: The Gathering, Dungeons & Dragons, and other tabletop games, the guild offers a comfortable, immersive space for casual play or structured campaigns. Dungeon Master-led Adventurer's League sessions with open signups, or private group reservations available. A welcoming environment for both seasoned players and curious newcomers.
Language Classes: Build your Portuguese and Spanish skills in a fun, social setting with teacher‑led group classes designed to help everyone learn together. These relaxed sessions focus on practical conversation, shared activities, and real‑life phrases you'll actually use around town. It's a friendly, low‑pressure environment where guests can practice with one another, laugh through mistakes, and cheer each other on while developing confidence and connection—both with the language and with the guys learning it alongside you. Formal, college‑accredited in‑person classes offered on‑site would allow GI Bill students to satisfy the "1 class in person" requirement needed to qualify for the higher, location‑based housing allowance.^[17]

Food and Beverage

Our food and beverage options are designed to keep you satisfied, refreshed, and effortlessly cared for throughout your stay—whether you're craving a full meal, a crafted drink, a late‑night coffee, or the convenience of room‑delivered comfort. Inclusive food‑and‑drink plans are available to residents.

Restaurant: A welcoming dining space offering both made‑to‑order meals and ready‑made favorites, perfect for everything from a quick bite to a slow, indulgent dinner. Food comfortably familiar to American palates while drawing inspiration from Portugal's ingredients, recipes, and regional cooking styles. Enjoy indoor seating for a relaxed meal or outdoor dining by the pool for a breezy, social atmosphere. Every dish can be delivered directly to your cabin through room service for maximum convenience.
Bar: A full‑service bar located steps from the pool, serving crafted cocktails, local wines, cold beers, and zero‑proof options. Whether you're lounging in the sun or unwinding after a long day, drinks can be enjoyed on‑site or delivered straight to your cabin through room service.
Coffee Bar: Your always‑open caffeine nook. Freshly brewed coffee, espresso drinks, teas, and light snacks are available day or night. Perfect for early risers, night owls, and anyone who wants a warm cup in hand while wandering the grounds.
Room Service: A seamless, resort‑wide service providing delivery of meals, beverages, and store goods. Guests can also request laundry pickup, room cleanings, towel refreshes, reservations, and concierge assistance—all ordered through the in-cabin television for a smooth, modern, no‑phone‑call experience.

Amenities

Our everyday essentials and creative workspaces are designed to keep life effortless, productive, and inspiring, offering everything from on‑site shopping and quiet study areas to professional content studios and a seamless in‑cabin service system.

Store: A convenient on‑site general store stocked with toiletries, over‑the‑counter medicines, snacks, groceries, and camping essentials. Delivery is available through your in‑cabin television for effortless, no‑errand living.
Network Connectivity: Stay connected with a fiber‑optic backbone powering high‑speed, resort‑wide internet. A mesh Wi‑Fi network ensures strong, seamless coverage across the grounds, while in‑cabin Ethernet ports provide stable, hard‑wired connections for anyone who needs maximum reliability. Whether you're posting pool selfies, sliding into DMs, or livestreaming from your cabin, the entire property is built for fast, dependable connectivity.
Hospitality Television: An in‑cabin entertainment and service hub offering on‑demand movies, television shows, and music stations. Guests can also use it to order room service, request cleaning or laundry, schedule reservations, or contact concierge services.
Library: A quiet, comfortable space designed for work, study, and focus. The library includes a computer lab, individual desks, and private telework rooms—ideal for remote workers, digital nomads, or anyone who needs a productive environment between dips in the pool and evening events.
Security: Our grounds are fully enclosed with controlled access points and well‑lighted trails, creating a safe, private environment where guests can relax, explore, and enjoy the property with confidence.
Content Creator Studio: Professional‑grade studios available for our teleworking resident OnlyFans content creators and their guests. Equipped with lighting and recording spaces, the studio supports everything from casual shoots to polished, high‑quality content. A discreet, creator‑friendly environment that respects privacy and workflow.

Flora and Fauna

Our landscape blends natural abundance with thoughtful stewardship, creating an environment where food, wildlife, and water systems work in harmony to support both the land and the guests who call it home.

Food Forest: A thriving food forest built around permaculture guilds of plum, apricot, walnut, olive, cherry, and apple trees—species already grown commercially in the region and well adapted to the climate. Holm oaks (Quercus rotundifolia) are planted with truffle‑inoculated roots, offering the potential for winter truffle harvests. Experimental plantings of pomegranate, fig, Hass avocado, and citrus add variety. These trees weave a cooling canopy of shade across the resort and its trails. A deep layer of mulch blankets the ground to retain moisture, suppress weeds, and build long‑term soil health, reducing irrigation needs.
Muscovy Ducks: Quiet, gentle Muscovy ducks roam freely throughout the resort, providing natural pest control by eating insects, slugs, and mosquitos. They also contribute to the resort's food system by laying rich, flavorful eggs from spring through autumn. Their presence adds charm, ecological balance, and a touch of pastoral calm to the landscape.
Water Reclamation: The resort is designed around responsible water stewardship, incorporating gray‑water reclamation, efficient irrigation, and modern septic systems. Reclaimed water supports the food forest and ornamental plantings, reducing strain on local resources and ensuring the resort remains sustainable even during Portugal's dry summer months.

Policies and Governance

Cooperative core rules, decision‑making structure, and resident participation systems to ensure transparent, stable, and community‑driven operations.

Pricing: The target pricing structure is to align the cost of a bunk house bed with a meal plan to Portugal's non‑lucrative visa income requirements. This benchmark ensures that a distance‑education student using the GI Bill can live on‑site while attending college fully online.^[17] Opportunities for on‑resort volunteering may further reduce room‑and‑board expenses, directly increasing a resident's discretionary income.
Ownership: Organized as a non‑profit cooperative, the resort is governed by a board and resident voting members rather than individual property owners, creating a community designed to remain affordable, inclusive, and sustainably stewarded for the long term. Individuals who prefer to own or rent traditional accommodations are encouraged to seek nearby housing and enjoy the resort through day passes, month passes, or annual access options.
Income Tax: Expats who spend fewer than 183 days within a 12‑month period in Portugal and who do not maintain a home in country as their habitual residence—conditions not met with a resort stay—are not subject to Portuguese income tax on their foreign earnings.^[18] Comparable rules exist in Spain,^[19] creating an incentive for a sister resort across the border along the rail line where interested expats who are not seeking residency can alternate between.

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